dieklaumichshow.org » Rehearsals /blog Klau mich Sat, 24 Nov 2012 13:37:10 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Pirate Jenny /blog/pirate-jenny/ /blog/pirate-jenny/#comments Tue, 31 Jul 2012 11:10:21 +0000 http://www.dieklaumichshow.org/blog/?p=425 Continue reading ]]> We have a pianist now, Mathilde.

We have as well a mysterious new Klau Mich show coming up IN AUGUST 3 with Felix Ensslin, Ulf Aminde and Ellen Blumenstein. We only know that the title is “putting paid”. It will be introduced by Tabu. Here are some of the sentences that will be said during the opening monologue:

“Meine Damen und meine Herren welcome to the Klau Mich show, or, in English, the STEAL ME show. Very welcome the audience here in Ständehaus, very welcome to those who see us through local television, and very welcome to our world wide audience seeing us live. My name is Tabu. I know the name sounds funny but it is extremely common in Polynesia, where I come from, and where as you perhaps know, Tabus were invented. Polynesia. Do you know what a Tabu is, right? Do you sir? Could you name some tabus? Well, there in Polynesia, we had tabus before you here in Europe or in Greece knew the name for those things that bothered you so much, that made your life so difficult, like being in love with your mother, your father or your brothers and sisters, and finding it hard to admit it to yourselves, and then all of a sudden you found the name for that: Tabu. And so this is my name. I am a woman and I was born 25 years ago in Polynesia. French is my mother tongue. If you have been in other Klau Mich shows before… Has anyone here been in other Klau Mich shows before? yes? Then you perhaps know that I have been here since the first Klau Mich show, I am the stewardess, or the hostess, serving water to the guests, doing what they tell me to do, yes, I am a sort of servant. Do you know how the Klau Mich show begins normally? yes, indeed, first there is the host who welcomes the audience, ask questions about where do you all come from, looks for a bit of audience participation, like singing… or answering questions… and then the show begins. Do you believe in audience participation? Do you? Do you? You? The difference today, is that there is no host. There is no host!! Don’t ask me why… perhaps it has to do with the fact that documenta is now in its second half already and a lot of things don’t work anymore an a lot of artists are leaving. So here the host wasn’t there and then, in panic, they asked me- Tabu, you must be the host. Mais monsieur, je ne sais pas comment être le host. But Tabu, you have been here from the beginning and you know how it goes. Oui monsieur, mais je ne connais pas le invités je ne connais rien. Tabu, you do it and that’s an order; and now good bye I am going on holidays. Good bye.

So here I am, there is nobody else. Yes, I am the hostess, a servant if you want. I don’t know who the guests are; I don’t know what they are going to talk about. I know nothing, je ne sais rien, quoi!! I know the title, as you know it: putting paid. What does it mean? I did my job well, I looked it up: Putting Paid means-

(Tabu reads from a paper)

Putting paid: something has been terminated, and paid. Putting paid to something. It means that something is over, it bothers us no more. Someone was annoying, now he no longer sucks: you put paid to himIt means also to end with the ilusion of somebody, to suddenly stop someone from being able to do what they want or hope to do. It also means that something is finally done, and now there is time and space to start something new. It also means that something is no longer important.

But that’s all I know, I don’t know anything else, I am nobody here, the fucking hostess! Lights dim in the public, the light concentrates on the stage, very powerful- Tabu goes to the record player while repeating- the fucking hostess… the fucking hostess… I am a servant… I am…

Ladies and Gentlemen, Pirate Jenny!”

http://youtu.be/aFP3x4bKpZE

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A CRIME /blog/a-crime/ /blog/a-crime/#comments Fri, 27 Jul 2012 08:40:32 +0000 http://www.dieklaumichshow.org/blog/?p=411 Continue reading ]]> We look forward to the new show, ON THEATER, ON THEATER OF CRUELTY and ON HART TIMES THEATER. With Chaosium and hArt times theater group.
Hard times indeed, very hard.
After so many hardships this week- art criminals stole our streaming computer, yesterday one of our main actresses for today’s show deserted us in anger- we are still standing. Streaming is repaired, new computer working, and as usual, the KLAU MICH show will be streaming today at 14:00 at
See here the beautiful pictures taking by Juan, our new little kleine kleine Tabu. This is Klau Mich seen from the perspective of a nine-years-old child.
More after the new show.
All best dear readers, if not many, certainly exquisite readers.
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New Trailer /blog/new-trailer/ /blog/new-trailer/#comments Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:15:01 +0000 http://www.dieklaumichshow.org/blog/?p=367 Continue reading ]]> New Trailer out on youtube Unofficial TABU TV CHANNEL!

This time we invite Sindri Leifsson who was perfect to introduce the New Klau Mich Show world Wide! He was Assisted by Julia Stein our new Tabu!

Hope you enjoy this trailer let we know!

see soon with pictures of the last rehearsal!

Tabu

Here is the link:    http://youtu.be/CZqMBlxiFHY

 

 

 

 

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THE CREW /blog/the-crew/ /blog/the-crew/#comments Wed, 11 Jul 2012 10:55:54 +0000 http://www.dieklaumichshow.org/blog/?p=295 Continue reading ]]> Note of the editor: please forgive Tabu’s English, she is from Polynesia.

Yesterday was the week 6, rehearsal, theater chausium, Tabu, Dora couldn’t be with us physically but she was keep an eye on Standehouse movements from the web cam.

Have the professional audience on stage is dynamic, ideas grows up faster and one Tabu had a lot of propositions!

today there’is not rehearsal but people can see the stage, speak with Tabu and push thought so far as possible!

Tomorrow everybody is back, working toghether and preparing all the best for friday show.

The Show is only the top of the Iceberg, be or Titanic and come to crash in Standen Haus!

greatings

 

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Samir Gesture /blog/samir-gesture/ /blog/samir-gesture/#comments Thu, 28 Jun 2012 17:27:19 +0000 http://www.dieklaumichshow.org/blog/?p=230 A nice move of hands to express an advice to perform better, body language…

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last rehearsal /blog/last-rehearsal/ /blog/last-rehearsal/#comments Wed, 27 Jun 2012 20:49:08 +0000 http://www.dieklaumichshow.org/blog/?p=210 Continue reading ]]> Here it’s is some new pict of TPV moments

Samir Kandil will be the moderator for the next talkshow.

On the picts he gives all the power to our professional audience, they repeat and find the right intonation and power to perform all the jingles of the transmission.

We had not only work, with the great mood of Samir we had moments of laughing and the rehearsal passed very fast!

Tabu as his polynesian nature made her, hadn’t to do much, and he just enjoyed the preview show and also took these pictures to share with our blog
audience.

See you soon for a new TPV- Tabu Point of View

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Rehearsals 19 june 2012 /blog/rehearsals-19-june-2012/ /blog/rehearsals-19-june-2012/#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2012 11:24:16 +0000 http://www.dieklaumichshow.org/blog/?p=124 Continue reading ]]> Some pictures of yesterday’s rehearsals.

Training song for chaosium, finding energy, right intonation to play professional audience and influence the visitors.

Jan was speaking to the empty hall, difficult without viewers to find jokes and have a speech, but he did a good job and he plays with the few people present in the rehearsals.

Then, last round of contributions, finding the right place, saying the script, be comfortable on stage to involve the performance.

Tomorrow another collective session of work to be ready for friday show and pictures for the blog!

 

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Seven days left /blog/46/ /blog/46/#comments Fri, 01 Jun 2012 09:15:56 +0000 http://www.dieklaumichshow.org/blog/?p=46 Continue reading ]]> June 1, 2012: seven days left for the KLAU MICH SHOW, on June 8 at 14:00.

Today rehearsing the second and the third show. The second show is with guest Götz Aly and the third a star cast with Rainer Langhans (the man who invented, together with Fritz Teufel, the concept KLAU MICH in 1968), Pirate Party representative Jessica Miriam Zinn and scholar Joachim Scharloth.

Already since a couple of days you can follow live all rehearsals at

http://dieklaumichshow.org/stream.html

 

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Winnie is already up there at the top of the stage /blog/winnie-is-already-up-there-at-the-top-of-the-stage/ /blog/winnie-is-already-up-there-at-the-top-of-the-stage/#comments Mon, 28 May 2012 18:46:18 +0000 http://www.dieklaumichshow.org/blog/?p=36 Continue reading ]]> (Stimme des Chaosium-Präsentators:)

Ladies and Gentlemen, live aus dem Ständehaus in Kassel: die KLAU MICH Show!!!

Heute geht es in der KLAU MICH-Show um:

Metanoia, Gegenkultur, Entartete Kunst, Zerstörung in der Kunst, licence to kill, anti-authority, die gay liberation front, gescheiterte Existenzen, Ablehnung und Angst, radicalism, Deviance und Misinterpretation!

Unsere heutigen Gäste sind: der Autor, Kurator, und counterculture-Kenner Peter Cross; der amerikanische Psychiater Leon Redler sowie – zumindest das Werk – des “letzten politischen deutsche Künstlers”Gustav Metzger.

Ladies and Gentlemen, KLAU MICH!!!

The three presentators come running and warmly salute the THREE audiences in front of them: Chaosium, Ständehaus and TV audience.

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